Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I wrote one of my notorious "silly songs" a couple of days ago, thought I'd share it with you.

THE FINGER

Well, I told my woman I loved her...and I did
From the bottom of my heart (my bleedin' heart)
I gave her hundred dollar gift cards
To Walgreens, Target & Wal-Mart (the local Wal-Mart)

But all she gave me was the finger

She could have give me a promise
She could have give me her word
She could have told me she loved me
Three words I've never heard
She could have give me her hopes and dreams
But all she ever gave me was the bird

Well I told my woman "This has got to stop"
It's got to stop!
So I found me a butcher knife...it only took one chop
(one little chop)

And all she gave me was the finger
All she gave me was the finger

She could have give me a promise
She could have give me her word
She could have told me she loved me
Three words I never heard
She could have give me her hopes and dreams
But all she ever gave me was the bird

Well, my woman divorced me...she took everything
(Every little thing)
All I've got to remember her by
Is her wedding ring (her wedding ring)

Cause all she gave me was her finger
All she left me was her finger
All she ever gave me was the finger

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