Saturday, November 24, 2007

I have come to realize that...

Not quite the same as the internet Q&A meme, more like Esquire magazine's "What I've Learned" feature...I don't know why I didn't juat call it "What I've learned", but what's done is done. May you all benefit from these priceless pearls of wisdom I've learned the hard way.

~~~I have come to realize that...rock and roll has been dead for many years and that there are few who mourn it’s passing.

~~~I have come to realize that...cops ask a whole lot of questions.

~~~I have come to realize that...some regrets aren’t worth the trouble of holding onto.

~~~I have come to realize that...true friends always cut you more slack than you ever cut yourself.

~~~I have come to realize that...Jim Beam’s closest friends will always let you down.

~~~I have come to realize that...my dad had better taste in music than I ever gave him credit for.

~~~I have come to realize that...only about 5% of what the media considers “news” means a damn thing to anybody.

~~~I have come to realize that...politics is a fools game.

~~~I have come to realize that...you have to be careful downloading ANYTHING from the internet.

~~~I have come to realize that...the only logical answer to the “eternal questions” is “I don’t know”.

~~~I have come to realize that...taste in music does not change as you get older, it just expands.

~~~I have come to realize that...caller ID may well be the greatest invention of the last 25 years.

~~~I have come to realize that...you can only do so much.

~~~I have come to realize that...anyone who thinks country music is “corny” just doesn’t get it.

~~~I have come to realize that...God is too big to fit between the covers of any book.

~~~I have come to realize that...most televangelists are more concerned with your pocketbook than your soul.

~~~I have come to realize that...the number of people in this day and age who have never heard of Linda Blair is growing at an alarming rate of speed.

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